A witness to one of the murders has stated that they were threatened by the killer, who is quoted in saying “I’ll get you all, spoon enough”
The killer is also wanted for asSALT for abusing a police officer after yelling “Fork you” before leaving the crime scene.
“Honestly” the Police commissioner stated “we were bowled over by the rudeness of the criminal! He isn’t very knife”
In response to questions the Commissioner stated that the police would “Spork to the media, when they know any more information”
In aDISHional comments Police have released statements consoling the victims friends and families and have announced that all the victims deaths “came too spoon”